Total Medals Earned: 376 (From 107 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,190 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Die
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Win the game without getting hit once
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 13/66 (65/330 points)
Complete Chapter 1 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 2 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 3 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 1 Four Times
Complete Chapter 2 Four Times
Complete Chapter 1 Eight Times
Unlocked a Warp Zone
Unlocked a Challenge
Complete Chapter 1 in Less Than a Minute
Complete Chapter 2 in Less Than 3 Minutes
Reach 5 Sacrifice Rooms
Complete Chapter 4 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 1 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 2 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 3 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 4 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 1 as Naan
Complete Chapter 2 as Naan
Complete Chapter 3 as Naan
Complete Chapter 4 as Naan
Complete Chapter 1 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 2 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 3 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 4 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 1 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 2 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 3 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 4 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 3 Four Times
Complete Chapter 4 Four Times
Complete Chapter 2 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 3 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 4 Eight Times
Unlocked a Character!
Unlocked a Character
Complete Challenge 1
Complete Challenge 2
Complete Challenge 3
Complete Challenge 4
Complete Challenge 5
Complete Challenge 6
Complete Challenge 7
Complete Chapter 4 in Less Than 7 Minutes
Die 20 Times
Kill 30 Kids
Kill the Tutorial
Do Something Heinous
Chat With a Friend
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
not that impressive but good start ig...
Okay, that's kinda cool
woah.
Good job :-)
I love you.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Get your first faceful of pavement
Land a Combo of 5 or more
Land a Combo of 15 or more
Land a Combo of 25 or more
Land a Combo of 40 or more
Go 1000 meters without landing a single trick
Medals Earned: 8/20 (50/380 points)
Start the game
Get the beer
Get the matches
Get the newspaper
Find the screwdriver
Get the wheel
End of chapter one
End of prologue
Get the flower
Get the key
Get the oxygen tank
Get the rope
Get the telescope
End of chapter four
End of chapter three
End of chapter two
End of chapter five
End of the game
It's okay just to be present sometimes
Watch credits
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
You fell down 100 meters into the depths
You fell down 500 meters into the depths
You fell down 1000 meters into the depths
You collected all Enoki Skins
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/340 points)
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/385 points)
You started the game.
You got your first Thin Fish!
You got your first Money Fish!
You got the Robo-Fish!
You got your first Hotdog Fish!
You got the Double Food upgrade!
You got your first Carnivourus Fish!
You've recieved the Fattest Fish EVER!
Nice Job!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (35/300 points)
The group found some weapons in the temple.
Unlock IRREVERENT status for Michael.
Kevin accidentally killed Alex.
Finish a playthrough without playing as Amy.
Alex and Amy escaped on their own.
Michael was caught by the cultists and Kevin couldn't save him.
Unlock SELFISHNESS status for Kevin.
Unlock EMPATHY status for Alex.
Everyone escaped from the island.
Nobody escaped from the island.
Alex, and perhaps Kevin, took a boat and abandoned Michael and Amy to die on the island.
Michael killed the Cult Leader.
Collect all map fragments.